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Florida Man
04:24
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Well, I said goodbye to you a long time ago
But I came back a half dozen times or so
You really know just how to reel me in
Even though you're a batshit comic book villain
Oh, Florida, it's time for me to run
You're killing me, in more ways than one
I know I've done a dumb thing or nine
I've never been one to toe the line
It's not what I do
I've misplayed
But like the old PSA,
I learned it by watching you
This was not the end goal when we walked on the moon
You ought to know you are a damned cartoon
You smell like Boone's Blue Hawaiian and Virginia Slims
Your date to the prom was your toddler son, Colt Braeden
Oh, Florida, won't you let me go?
I can't take this circus, don't you know?
I know I've done a dumb thing or nine
I've never been one to toe the line
It's not what I do
I've misplayed
But like the old PSA,
I learned it by watching you
You've got pyromania
And plenty of hysteria
You're chock full of kleptomania
You ooze megalomania
Weirder than Transylvania
You're no Arcadia
You could be a paradise if you'd just
Open your heart and shut your face
And stop being so proud to be a disgrace
I know I've done a dumb thing or nine
I've never been one to toe the line
It's not what I do
I've misplayed
But just like the old PSA,
I learned it by watching you
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Tomorrow
03:42
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I gotta draw the line
I'm never gonna' pine for tomorrow
'Cause the day will never come
We waste more than half our lives
Under dark and dreary skies, trying to borrow
From a bank that deals in lies and sorrow
Pitching "thoughts and prayers" and "wishin' and hopin'"
Time to open up your eyes
Tomorrow is near
But it never appears
If you wait it's too late
Don't shed a tear
Today is always here
Sunshine, so divine
The bluebird is singing now
She's trying to show you how to spread your wings
How to know when love sets you free
How to wake from your zombie trance and spring
How to sing and take to the skies
Tomorrow is near
But it never appears
If you wait it's too late
Don't shed a tear
Today is always here
Sunshine, so divine
Tomorrow is fine
But today is sublime
The time is nigh to fly high
If you wait it's too late
It's high time for sunshine
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3. |
Lost & Found
03:52
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Your crimson cap brings you
Ugly orange pride
You claim to love the red, white, and blue
But your heart's black inside
There's never gonna be a truce with you
I learned my lesson last time 'round
They'll always make a lame excuse for you
But your soul is in the lost and found
You held your nose up high ...
But I just held my nose
You even believed his crazy lies
But, really, I suppose
It's not a big surprise
That your little mind was blown
You were fooled by his disguise:
A sheep in the big bad wolf's clothes
I'd say you're brainwashed, but I must refrain
For that to be, you'd have to have a brain
There's never gonna be a truce with you
I learned my lesson last time 'round
They'll always make a lame excuse for you
But your soul is in the lost and found
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4. |
November
03:33
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Cold sweats got me pacing
Heart's pounding; I'm trembling
Palpitating and racing,
This is chasing off the good things
I'm no longer solid
But I don't know why or how
I feel downright squalid
Am I expiring right now?
Is this physical? All I can do is guess
Psychological? Well, I'm not quite sure
Emotional? The answer is yes
It is all of these and much more
I'm feeling November
I'm walking the streets at night
I'm a burning ember
And I'm in the Zone of Twilight
I can't let this hurt me
I don't want to feel the pain
My heart may desert me
But my mind and soul remain
Is this physical? All I can do is guess
Psychological? Well, I'm not quite sure
Emotional? The answer is yes
It is all of these and much more
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5. |
Emotions I
01:07
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6. |
Of Love, Wine, and Song
04:06
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You'll never know
The power of your glow
The smoothness of your flow
As it stands,
Time is long out of our hands ...
Or so it seems
We'll always have our dreams
Where we are in between
Lucidity
And the holy trinity
Of love, wine, and song
A zillion stars can't be wrong
They guide us through the long
And winding stream
Of semiconsciousness agleam
Anywhere, any day
In every single way
One look can truly say
Everything
With the peace and calm it brings
Our bodies will fail
With time, we'll feel derailed
But love and light prevail
Our energy
Has but one sure destiny:
Intertwined are we
Beyond physicality
In planes we cannot see
Abide we must
For we all are but stardust
Abide we must
For we all are but stardust
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Red-Handed Puppet
04:51
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What do we do with Elmo?
He snuck into the White House - oh, no!
His tantrums are utterly untoward
And now he's the leader of the free world
He's still wearing diapers at bedtime
He only reads books if they rhyme
He chows down on Happy Meals
And if he doesn't like the prize, he squeals
He blurts whatever dumb thing comes to mind
Like any toddler Muppet, he's unrefined
He uses both tiny hands to sip his drink
It's possible that he's the missing link
And we've been hoodwinked
Now we're on the brink
Of the end of humankind
What do we do with Elmo?
His tennis shoes all have Velcro
His brain is in permanent slow-mo
Should we let him engage publicly? Hell no!
He gets his daily talking points from Fox
Then he can have goldfish and a juice box
It's hard for him to say words like Yosemite
But he makes up cool words like Covfefe
He's been around for a while, truth be told
But somehow he's still 3 years old
I'll never understand
How he gets away with red hands
He suggests disinfectant by injection
And he's proud of high infections
The truth can sometimes sting:
Kids say the darnedest things
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8. |
Mateo's Song
02:58
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What would our family do
Without the joy you bring?
You light up the room with your mood
You brighten up everything
We once went through some hard times
Before you were ever here
But soon you arrived with your heart sublime
The dark cloud then disappeared
Each time that I hold your little hand
I can feel your heart and your soul
Every hug means the world and
Every smile is as precious as gold
I do my best to be present with you
While I cherish the time that we have
Soon you'll be taller than me, probably true
And we'll have a beer and a laugh
But right now you are still my little guy
And I will fly with you into the blue
Yes, for now you're my little fry
And I sure do love you
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9. |
On Paper
04:15
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Two standard-size brown eyes
One nose in center of face
I'll tell myself these lies
And put my mixed-up parts back into place
Racing tracers
Through varying degrees of sanity
Losing reality
And you are clear
The walls are breathing now
Every sound is echoed
If I live through this somehow
The seeds of light will be sowed
Chasing moonbeams
Facing down everything I've seen
Oh, what does it all mean
Right now?
Sounds of grace are
Enveloping me in ecstasy
And in agony
But now you're here
In lovely glowing blue
In elemental hues
And all I want is you
I wanted to tell you everything, everything
This sullen tune,
Alone in my room
Save me, save me
This lonely moon
Asleep in my tomb
Save me, save me
Save me, take me
Back to the place where I belong
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10. |
Mo Collins
04:39
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When we first learned her name
It's not like we thought it was lame
But it doesn't exactly go ...
Sounds kinda' like an Irish boxer from the 1930s or so
When we first saw her face
Her jeans were elastic-waist
She was rocking a big mom-fro
And she made us LOL - oh, no -
She made us ROFLMAO
When we see Mo in a movie
We really think it's groovy
When we see her on a show
We smile and shout, "There's Mo!"
Oil painting is Mo's jam
That's what I read about this badass madame
On thefamouspeople.com
While doing research for this song
Bob Ross ain't got nothin' on Stuart's mom
Mo's in a lot of stuff you've seen
But maybe not Asian Bride magazine
She's Lorraine and Joan Callamezzo
But most of all, she's Mo!
She often plays a meanie
But I bet she's a sweetie
In this thing called life
I can't imagine Mo causing strife
She deserves to get more lead parts
But maybe producers are smart
And they see what we see
That Mo steals every goddamn scene
When we see Mo in a movie
We really think it's groovy
When we see her on a show
We smile and shout, "There's Mo!"
Mo's in a lot of stuff you've seen
But maybe not Sheep! magazine
She's Lava and Rose Bonfiglio
But most of all, she's Mo!
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Emotions II
02:59
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12. |
This is Your Life
03:10
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The stage is set
No regrets
The curtain is drawn
The spotlight is on
Thrills and chills!
This is not a drill
There is no trial run
Are you having fun?
This is your life
Maybe you'll meet your sweet soul-mate
Maybe you'll land your dream job today
Maybe you'll go to Kathmandu
Or maybe an anvil will flatten you
Every day is a hypothetical
Proposition, but you have some control
There is no light without the dark
This is your life - find your spark
What if Kathmandu is just no good?
What if the anvil is balsa wood?
What if layoffs rain down from above?
But now you have time to do what you love
Every day is a hypothetical
Proposition, but you have some control
There is no light without the dark
This is your life - go find your spark
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The Beatles, Breeders, Zombies, Kinks, Cars, and Debussy make up just some of the layers of the Warhol-esque sonic power-pop art painting that is The Stan Laurels, the musical creation of earthling Sound Scientist John Lathrop of Austin, TX, USA.
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